illustration friday "missing"

I owned a couch very much like this when I got out of college. The cat did get stuck in the cushions once, just so ya know. never turn your back on the furniture!!! Gotta luv a union made in heaven eh?

bonus cause I missed a day

missed posting on monday, so..there

pouting hawk

I was thilled more with the two words I picked out than what I did with them. I may have to come back to this later.

Illustration friday "poem"

I'm sorry, this is the kind of thing I usually beat people for, but what can I say, I was struck by an irrisistable pun.

historic sideburns

every morning I've been picking two words at random and making a picture, sketch really, just to keep my head working, will be done with two ten minute breaks and a half hour lunch.

antisocial intercourse

day two

daily sketches hopefully

I'll explain the concept if it works.

illustration friday "discovery"

Lord only Knows what that boy done found in there!

don't know what this means

this thing just kept going and going long after I lost control of it. thank god it turned out all right. the posture is off a little bit, but if I get aound to doing it in ink I'll fix that.

illustration friday "geek"

A GEEK….

Reads the Funny Pages First.
Calls the Funny Pages the Funny Pages.
Had a Two-Year Running Countdown for “The Fellowship of the Ring”.
Then Wondered Where Tom Bombadil was.
Knows That Batman Kicks EVERYONES Ass.
Wants a Sonic Screwdriver For Christmas.
Owns a Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Owns a Back-up Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Is Going To Watch That Episode of Star Trek, AGAIN!
Wonders How Billy Dee Williams Turned Into Tommy Lee Jones.
Not to Mention How Jim Gordons Red-headed Daughter Became
Alfred Pennyworths Blonde Niece.
Knows the Answer is 42.
Can Quote “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”
Has a Bobble-head “Buddy Christ”
Is Upset That the Web-Shooters Have Gone Away.
Oh, Wait a Second, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is on.
Has a Favorite Green Lantern.
Is Lucky to Have a Wife Who is Patient Enough to Lovingly Point
Out all the Geeky Things He Does. Cause He Sure as Hell Didn’t Know.

party troll

it is what it is.

illustration friday "twist"

So, the salesman from "Fortune" is back with a new angle. poltically incorrect and possibly insensitive to certain religious outlooks, but only if you look at it that way. So don't. Or do. I guess it depends on your sensibilities and I won't make that decision (sp?) for you. At least not in the mood I'm in. So enjoy. Or don't. I wash my hands of it. Crap there I maybe go again.

illustration friday "camouflage"

Two images for the price of one! a June two-fer! enjoy the end result of my laziness coupled with my new work schedule.

some stuff part 2

stuff

another week, another couple of sketches that aren't completley worthless.

mirror

this is a test, it is only a test. If I like the results, you may have to get some protective gear.
just kidding. sort of.

week ending 5/26

the first is an alternative to last weeks illustration friday "signs". the second two are an idea that seems to be hatching in my subconsious(sp?) and leaking out in incriments. the problem being I have little to no experience with ocean landscapes. damn my sub-mental ramblings!

illustration friday "cars"

This idea started as a drawing of the inside of my car, then I started thinking of those old horror films they made you drive the simulator through in drivers ed. After that a natural progression to this fine example of a work in progress sketch. Hope you enjoy.

last week

illustration friday "signs"

She doesn't know that the pilot light on the water heater went out last night.