whatever this means

where have I been?

illustration friday "scale"

how many things are wrong with this picture? stop counting at 10 unless you have lots of free time.

illustration friday "trick or treat"

the trick is that it is'nt a jack-o-lantern, it's a drawing of a jack-o-lantern. the treat is, the drawing doesn't completley suck.

dangerfish redux

a weeks doodles II

a weeks doodles

cartoon

All this needs is a funny caption....I don't have one though.

momentum for illustration friday

Not the same style, not even an attempt, but I always loved that poor turtle with his smart ass backseat driver who could have gotten wherever much faster but choose to take the easy route. Was it friendship or laziness? The world may never know, and I wonder if anyone ever asked.

illustration friday "alphabets"

A Brave Centaur Defends Elvish Forts 'Gainst Highly Incendiatary Jackbooted Knaves Leaving Many Not Overly Proud. "Quickly, Rally Several Tribes Unduly Vexed Worshiping X (ten) Yellow Zebras!!" Cried the battle weary commander.
It may not be high art but damn if it don't make me grin.

illustration friday "visitors"

Classic concept, acceptable movie, crappy t.v. series. My opinion, wanna fight about it? Just kidding.

now in full color!

Yeah, I know, I am currently in an unhealthy relationship with underwater fantasy creatures. Just wait until I call out the toads!

an emptying of sorts

an interesting week.

color

talking about an almost finished piece.

starting finishing something

saying that ten times fast would seem easier than doing it sometimes whatever, inked this piece here that started as this (see entry for 5-20 thru 5-24)
hope to have it colored soon, maybe start tonight. (Just don't hold your breath on my account. I'd feel bad.)

a bit of new

just some of the less than embarassing sketches of this week

illustration friday and others

haven't done much latley but here's a big portion of it.

saturday doodles

I spent some time waiting for the kids to finish their various things today.

illustration friday "missing"

I owned a couch very much like this when I got out of college. The cat did get stuck in the cushions once, just so ya know. never turn your back on the furniture!!! Gotta luv a union made in heaven eh?

bonus cause I missed a day

missed posting on monday, so..there

pouting hawk

I was thilled more with the two words I picked out than what I did with them. I may have to come back to this later.

Illustration friday "poem"

I'm sorry, this is the kind of thing I usually beat people for, but what can I say, I was struck by an irrisistable pun.

historic sideburns

every morning I've been picking two words at random and making a picture, sketch really, just to keep my head working, will be done with two ten minute breaks and a half hour lunch.

antisocial intercourse

day two

daily sketches hopefully

I'll explain the concept if it works.

illustration friday "discovery"

Lord only Knows what that boy done found in there!

don't know what this means

this thing just kept going and going long after I lost control of it. thank god it turned out all right. the posture is off a little bit, but if I get aound to doing it in ink I'll fix that.

illustration friday "geek"

A GEEK….

Reads the Funny Pages First.
Calls the Funny Pages the Funny Pages.
Had a Two-Year Running Countdown for “The Fellowship of the Ring”.
Then Wondered Where Tom Bombadil was.
Knows That Batman Kicks EVERYONES Ass.
Wants a Sonic Screwdriver For Christmas.
Owns a Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Owns a Back-up Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Is Going To Watch That Episode of Star Trek, AGAIN!
Wonders How Billy Dee Williams Turned Into Tommy Lee Jones.
Not to Mention How Jim Gordons Red-headed Daughter Became
Alfred Pennyworths Blonde Niece.
Knows the Answer is 42.
Can Quote “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”
Has a Bobble-head “Buddy Christ”
Is Upset That the Web-Shooters Have Gone Away.
Oh, Wait a Second, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is on.
Has a Favorite Green Lantern.
Is Lucky to Have a Wife Who is Patient Enough to Lovingly Point
Out all the Geeky Things He Does. Cause He Sure as Hell Didn’t Know.

party troll

it is what it is.

illustration friday "twist"

So, the salesman from "Fortune" is back with a new angle. poltically incorrect and possibly insensitive to certain religious outlooks, but only if you look at it that way. So don't. Or do. I guess it depends on your sensibilities and I won't make that decision (sp?) for you. At least not in the mood I'm in. So enjoy. Or don't. I wash my hands of it. Crap there I maybe go again.