illustration friday "geek"

A GEEK….

Reads the Funny Pages First.
Calls the Funny Pages the Funny Pages.
Had a Two-Year Running Countdown for “The Fellowship of the Ring”.
Then Wondered Where Tom Bombadil was.
Knows That Batman Kicks EVERYONES Ass.
Wants a Sonic Screwdriver For Christmas.
Owns a Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Owns a Back-up Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Is Going To Watch That Episode of Star Trek, AGAIN!
Wonders How Billy Dee Williams Turned Into Tommy Lee Jones.
Not to Mention How Jim Gordons Red-headed Daughter Became
Alfred Pennyworths Blonde Niece.
Knows the Answer is 42.
Can Quote “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”
Has a Bobble-head “Buddy Christ”
Is Upset That the Web-Shooters Have Gone Away.
Oh, Wait a Second, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is on.
Has a Favorite Green Lantern.
Is Lucky to Have a Wife Who is Patient Enough to Lovingly Point
Out all the Geeky Things He Does. Cause He Sure as Hell Didn’t Know.

party troll

it is what it is.

illustration friday "twist"

So, the salesman from "Fortune" is back with a new angle. poltically incorrect and possibly insensitive to certain religious outlooks, but only if you look at it that way. So don't. Or do. I guess it depends on your sensibilities and I won't make that decision (sp?) for you. At least not in the mood I'm in. So enjoy. Or don't. I wash my hands of it. Crap there I maybe go again.