Saturday, July 07, 2007

illustration friday "geek"

A GEEK….

Reads the Funny Pages First.
Calls the Funny Pages the Funny Pages.
Had a Two-Year Running Countdown for “The Fellowship of the Ring”.
Then Wondered Where Tom Bombadil was.
Knows That Batman Kicks EVERYONES Ass.
Wants a Sonic Screwdriver For Christmas.
Owns a Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Owns a Back-up Set of Twelve Sided Dice.
Is Going To Watch That Episode of Star Trek, AGAIN!
Wonders How Billy Dee Williams Turned Into Tommy Lee Jones.
Not to Mention How Jim Gordons Red-headed Daughter Became
Alfred Pennyworths Blonde Niece.
Knows the Answer is 42.
Can Quote “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”
Has a Bobble-head “Buddy Christ”
Is Upset That the Web-Shooters Have Gone Away.
Oh, Wait a Second, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is on.
Has a Favorite Green Lantern.
Is Lucky to Have a Wife Who is Patient Enough to Lovingly Point
Out all the Geeky Things He Does. Cause He Sure as Hell Didn’t Know.

1 comment:

studio lolo said...

very funny post! Would have loved an image to go with it though :P